New Start-Up Sells Blinders to Keep Kids from Spotting Candy in Supermarkets
San Francisco—A bold new start-up, “FocusChild Inc.,” is revolutionizing the parenting game with a groundbreaking invention to tackle the age-old problem of kids spotting candy in supermarkets and instantly losing their minds.
Dubbed “Grocery Goggles,” the devices come in sizes ranging from “Tiny Terror” to “Adolescent Menace” and promise to block out al…
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